Curling, what a sport.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/16/2014 at 01:17 • Filed to: nsfw

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Could be NSFW, probably is.

Yeah, maybe.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/16/2014 at 01:19

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Curling was obviously meant to be a women's sport - they practice around the house by using the iron and the broom! Amirite? :D

....No?....

.....Please don't kill me.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/16/2014 at 01:21

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Really good on their knees holding the shaft.

JustWaitingForAMate > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/16/2014 at 01:21

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Hark brothers...do you hear it? Feathers on the wind.....the caws of indignant outrage. The Jezebel harpies are in flight.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/16/2014 at 01:22

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I'll save you a seat at the bar in hell.

JustWaitingForAMate > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/16/2014 at 01:23

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Is it bad that I though she was doing the vacuuming when i first glanced at that?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/16/2014 at 01:24

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Just make sure it's the last one on the left.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JustWaitingForAMate 02/16/2014 at 01:25

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Nah, not at all

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/16/2014 at 01:37

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Remember folks... This is an Olympic "sport", but auto racing is not. Because, you know, curling is an excellent display of athleticism.

Awe_thentiX > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/16/2014 at 01:51

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Do you know how much endurance it takes to sweep that quickly?!

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Awe_thentiX 02/16/2014 at 01:58

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I'm sure they practice non stop at their job in a barber shop for the entire 4 years when nobody gives a damn between winter Olympics.

JACU - I've got bonifides. > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/16/2014 at 02:02

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Well if this is a sport, then I think the Olympics should very well include 9-ball, but only for the ladies and then only if they are required to wear short little black dresses.

Tentacle, Dutchman, drives French > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/16/2014 at 02:07

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Shooting, archery and sailing are (summer) Olympic sports. And golf will return as an Olympic sport in 2016. So curling isn't that strange after all, I think.